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I started enjoying nudism by sleeping in the nude. After I started to do my work around the house naked. My wife was surprised when I came downstairs naked one day and I could tell her hesitation.

Here’s another group of people to add to the list of backer-inners…government workers. I work for my local government, and every single morning get caught in a fucking traffic jam in my parking garage thanks to one fucking person after another backing into parking spots…the bunch of selfish fuckers.

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